Confused Hands

I sleep with glow in the dark stars on my roof, so I'm always outside

wolfen-lotus:

meh-ugh-bleh:

Showing your parents your report card like 

Existing like

wolfen-lotus:

meh-ugh-bleh:

Showing your parents your report card like

Existing like

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primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

 image

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lolzpicx:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

lolzpicx:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

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“I’m at the point of my life where I give a fuck but at the same time I don’t.”

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(Source: kushandwizdom, via escaping--to--paradise)

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf

(Source: halpmepls, via s-erendiptity)

music-geek-fandom-freak:

sherlock-hannibal:

Gordon Ramsay doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge x

WHAT A FUCKING CUTIE OMG HE JUST FALLS OVER THEN RUNS AWAY I CAN’T

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breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster Crawdad in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster Crawdad in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

This is transcendental. 

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

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ima1ing:


spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

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groovystyles:

I JUST STARTED SCREAMING FROM LAUGHING LIAM WHAT AEE TOU DOIJG O UUUIJ

groovystyles:

I JUST STARTED SCREAMING FROM LAUGHING LIAM WHAT AEE TOU DOIJG O UUUIJ

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